Wadsworth Calculator

If you take a Venn diagram where a circle representing the time I spend on Reddit overlaps with a circle representing the time that I am drinking, with a third circle which represents the occasions I happen to have my IDE open, stupid things like this happen.

I present to you: The Wadsworth Constant Calculator

If you're interested in the background, you could check KnowYourMeme, which outlines the history of this ridiculous hypothesis and where this pointless calculator is proudly on display.